I love rowing but I don't think I would go this far.

You'd think if one had a liver ailment, they might want to take medicine for it. I wonder if he had a bender the night before and in a drunken stupor got into a boat and started rowing.

I suppose he won't get compensated from the US military either. I suppose they've been spending too much money of their war on terrorism. The sound like pirates, don't they?

Maybe they should take some lessons from Johnny Depp...

Speaking of pirates and Johnny Depp, I checked out the Pirates of the Caribbean on the weekend. Boy, am I glad that I did. It's been a really long time since I saw a good swashbuckling pirate movie! Johnny Depp was amazing and Orlando Bloom...well, what can I say?...he was great as well. Even if the film had been disappointing, the two of them together would have made any hetero woman drool! Geoffrey Rush was, as usual, an absolute pro! I can't say enough good things about it.

Life really should be a swashbuckling adventure, don't you think? If I get a boat, would any of you care to join me? You'll have to dig up your own pirate gear though...